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 HEY, KID, YOU'RE 
 A LONG WAY 
 FROM NICKTOONS! 

Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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Hamato Splinter "Students! Gather around me!"

Splinter "Today, a new challenge. An exercise to focus mind and body."

Splinter "Snatch this pebble from my hand you are excused from your chores tonight."

Mirage Studios presents: A Turtle Tykes Micro Tale by Dan Berger

THE LESSONS

Splinter "Calm your hearts!"

Splinter "Clear your minds!"

Splinter "Harness your energy!"

Splinter "Strike with authority!"


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Splinter "Far too slow, Donatello."

Donatello "Darn it!"

Splinter "You are off balance, Michelangelo!"

Michelangelo "Aw... Crud!"

Splinter "Good try, Leonardo, but you telegraphed your attack!"

Leonardo "I'm sorry, Sensei!"

Splinter "Well, Raphael... Do you plan on making your attempt tonight?"

Raphael "Um..."


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Raph "Gee, Master, I was just wonderin'..."

Raph "What are the rules?"

Splinter "Rules? There are n—"

SMAK!

Raph "Ha! Got it!"

[Later...]

Splinter (...Hmmm... Being a sensei may be more challenging than I anticipated...)

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