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Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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Honda Province, Japan, Early 21st Century

Donatello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in

Old Times

Donatello "Chet, load training sim... Let's see... which one today?"

[An older Donatello stands on a mat in the center of a room.]

Donatello "I know... New York City, circa 1985... rooftop scenario."

[The computer he calls Chet complies.]

Chet "Loading..."

[The scene changes to a rooftop.]

Chet "Training simulation loaded."


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Donatello "Hmm... Chet, increase texture mapping by 75 percent..."

Chet "Accessing extra RAM cubes... Texture mapping increased by 75 percent."

[Donatello is suddenly surrounded by Foot ninja.]

Donatello "Time to rock..."

[The Foot, armed with all manner of weapons, attack.]

Donatello "...And roll! Hai!"


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[Donatello fights the attacking ninja and proceeds to take them down.]


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[Fallen Foot ninja are scattered across the rooftop around Donatello.]

Donatello "Whew! That was quite a workout!"

Chet "The training simulation has not ended. Please remain alert."

Donatello "Hmm?"

[A familiar shadow stretches across the wall behind Donatello.]

Donatello "Uh-oh..."

[A fully armored Shredder appears.]


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[Donatello and Shredder face off.]

Donatello "This is something new, Chet... Looks like that A.I. software package was worth the price I paid!"

[Donatello and Shredder grapple.]

Donatello "Just like old times...! Aarrr!"

[Shredder wraps a hand around Donatello's head and Donatello grabs at his neck. Donatello has been speaking aloud, but his next thoughts are to himself.]

Donatello "This Shredder artifact...is quick...but..."


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Donatello "Hai!"

[Donatello manages to throw Shredder to the ground and pin him.]

Donatello "...Not fast enough! I've still got it..."

[He speaks aloud again.]

Donatello "Pretty decent, huh, Chet? I--"

Chet "The training simulation has not ended."

[Donatello turns around to find four turtle shaped figures facing him.]

Donatello "Wha--?!"

[His eyes widen.]


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[What Donatello sees are computer-generated images of himself and his three brothers, all in their prime.]

Donatello "Chet... Freeze program."

Chet "The training simulation has not ended. Maximum cardiovascular stimulation has not been--"

Donatello "Damn you, Chet-- Freeze the program!"

[Donatello covers his face with one hand and turns his back on the Turtles.]

Donatello "Edit out all lifeform artifacts except for Foot and Shredder."

[The four turtle images fade away.]

Donatello "And Chet..."


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Chet "Yes?"

[Donatello removes his mask.]

Donatello "...Don't ever do that again."

[Tears stream from Donatello's eyes.]

Donatello "Ever..."

The End