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Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups. |
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Honda Province, Japan, Early 21st Century Donatello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in Old Times Donatello "Chet, load training sim... Let's see... which one today?" [An older Donatello stands on a mat in the center of a room.] Donatello "I know... New York City, circa 1985... rooftop scenario." [The computer he calls Chet complies.] Chet "Loading..." [The scene changes to a rooftop.] Chet "Training simulation loaded." |
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Donatello "Hmm... Chet, increase texture mapping by 75 percent..." Chet "Accessing extra RAM cubes... Texture mapping increased by 75 percent." [Donatello is suddenly surrounded by Foot ninja.] Donatello "Time to rock..." [The Foot, armed with all manner of weapons, attack.] Donatello "...And roll! Hai!" |
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[Donatello fights the attacking ninja and proceeds to take them down.] |
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[Fallen Foot ninja are scattered across the rooftop around Donatello.] Donatello "Whew! That was quite a workout!" Chet "The training simulation has not ended. Please remain alert." Donatello "Hmm?" [A familiar shadow stretches across the wall behind Donatello.] Donatello "Uh-oh..." [A fully armored Shredder appears.] |
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[Donatello and Shredder face off.] Donatello "This is something new, Chet... Looks like that A.I. software package was worth the price I paid!" [Donatello and Shredder grapple.] Donatello "Just like old times...! Aarrr!" [Shredder wraps a hand around Donatello's head and Donatello grabs at his neck. Donatello has been speaking aloud, but his next thoughts are to himself.] Donatello "This Shredder artifact...is quick...but..." |
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Donatello "Hai!" [Donatello manages to throw Shredder to the ground and pin him.] Donatello "...Not fast enough! I've still got it..." [He speaks aloud again.] Donatello "Pretty decent, huh, Chet? I--" Chet "The training simulation has not ended." [Donatello turns around to find four turtle shaped figures facing him.] Donatello "Wha--?!" [His eyes widen.] |
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[What Donatello sees are computer-generated images of himself and his three brothers, all in their prime.] Donatello "Chet... Freeze program." Chet "The training simulation has not ended. Maximum cardiovascular stimulation has not been--" Donatello "Damn you, Chet-- Freeze the program!" [Donatello covers his face with one hand and turns his back on the Turtles.] Donatello "Edit out all lifeform artifacts except for Foot and Shredder." [The four turtle images fade away.] Donatello "And Chet..." |
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Chet "Yes?" [Donatello removes his mask.] Donatello "...Don't ever do that again." [Tears stream from Donatello's eyes.] Donatello "Ever..." The End |