Future, meet us!
| [Episode starts with the Season 6 premiere Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward. After Tengu Shredder's death, the Turtles and Splinter now have great adventures in the future. In New York at the Turtle Lair, where Raphael fighting with Mikey for the remote.] | |
| Raphael | For the last time, it's my day! |
| Michelangelo | Yep, your lucky day, cuz we're watching the 24-hour sci-fi mega-thorn. |
| Raphael | Give me that remote Mikey I'm flipping you instead of the channels. |
| Michelangelo blows raspberries at Raphael whist changing channels. | |
| Leonardo | 15 years of ninja training and it all comes down to ultimate wrestling Smackdown versus Zombies from Saturn 4. |
| Splinter | Hmm, where did I go wrong? |
| Raph and Mikey scrabble over the remote until Mikey pins Raph on the sofa. | |
| Michelangelo | I win |
| Leonardo | Oh yeah? (Leonardo & Donatello jump in) |
| The Turtles fight over the remote, Mikey drops it landing on a carpet they go the remote, Splinter uses his stick and curls up the other side of the carpet, waves it flinging the remote up the turtles miss landing on the carpet then Splinter using the carpet rounds the turtles up, sits on sofa and the remote lands in his hand. | |
| Splinter | This is pointless, You know my soaps are on in 5 minutes. |
| Michelangelo | That's 5 minutes of Sci-Fi goodness. (Michelangelo manages to raise his leg and presses the remote with his toe.) |
| The suddenly a blue light flashes and covers the whole screen, the background changes to dark. The carpet around the turtles fall off and noticed they're striped. | |
| Raphael | Hey, where're our masks?! A-And our weapons? I feel totally naked here! |
| Turtles | (realizing Splinter is naked as well) Ew... |
| Splinter | Not a word. |
| Michelangelo | Ah! The TV! It's gone. |
| Leonardo | Forget the TV, the whole lair is trashed. (The Turtles and Splinter see that the lair is in abandoned state.) |
| Raphael | What the shell happened? |
| Splinter | Outside quickly! |
| The turtles and Splinter exit the sewers and they'll stunned; New York has changed. | |
| Raphael | Nice going, Mikey, you didn't just change the channel, you changed the whole freaking world. |
{Opening sequence; title song}
| The turtles and Splinter sneak around, Raph pulls Mikey back. | |
| Leonardo | All right who attacked us and where are? |
| A van drives up then stops, 2 Triceratons step out walk to the back opening the roll-door and picks up piles of something. | |
| Raphael | Now we'll getting somewhere stinking Triceratons. |
| Michelangelo | let's see what dastardly device they've planted, it's ninja time! (He runs off into the van to sees what's inside.) |
| Leonardo | Mikey, wait! |
| Michelangelo | You horn heads won’t be taking over this planet with your evil (Micky activities one of the them and sees news articles) Newspapers?! Triceraton paper boys? |
| The triceraton places newspapers on shelves at the register. | |
| Michelangelo | Awesome! They even have a whole video game section, this so beats the crossword. Whoo! |
| The Roll door closes behind Mikey locking him inside. | |
| Michelangelo | Uh oh! |
| Raphael | It's taking off! |
| Donatello | After him! |
| Leo, Don, Raph and Splinter chase after the van. They jump on to incoming traffic, Ralph jumps from top to top They come under a sign in foreign language then reformants to English. | |
| Notice Board | Now entering uptown level one gravity level three, Terran air content sulfurous. |
| The gravity is so strong that it pulls down Leo, Don, Raph and Splinter. The van sways and Michelangelo bumps on the door, | |
| Michelangelo | Good night. (As he slides down the door, he pulls the leaver opening the door.) |
| Michelangelo | (Speaking weakly due to the sulfurous air) Raph just reach a little bit further. |
| Raph falls but misses Mikey's hand. | |
| Michelangelo | Ruh roh! |
| Raph rolls over the road. | |
| Michelangelo | Raph.
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| As Raph rolls over the road hes scares the car driver that Leo's riding on spinning out off control which scares at truck driver which steers off, the trailer behind breaks off its about to his the car Leo's off hits the car and breaks through the barrier then gets hit by a car, the trailer falls on a railway line which a train immediately hits causing its rolling stock upwards tearing up a part of the highway. | |
| Raph | Ah..oops!? |
| Leonardo | Come on (coughs) we gotta find Mikey. (Police sirens interrupt) |
| Hovering police cars gather around Leo, Raph, Doonie and Splinter. | |
| Splinter | My sons(coughs) we must disappear. |
| Donatello | This atmosphere the air is too thin can hardly breathe or move. (As a police cop walks into the scene.) |
| Constable Biggles | Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then? Chief Constable Biggles: peacekeepers. Let's see some identification what. |
| Donatello and Splinter try to talk but can't. | |
| Constable Biggles | Right undocumented aliens, is it? When will you people learn that it is the three P's paperwork proper procedure and punctuality that grease the wheels of this great society of ours. Technically that's four p's won't you get my point. What?! (He turns around and realizes that the turtle and Splinter are gone.) Attention All units, we got runners. |
| As the cops look around, the screen scrolls downwards and see that the turtles and Splinter climbed down a support beam to safety. | |
| Leonardo | This is just great (coughs) we're here two minutes and we've already lost Micky and now we're fugitives. |
| A long hover car(limo) appears then a window comes down. | |
| ??? | Come with me if you want to live. |
| Turtles and Splinter | Ahh! (As screen goes black.) |
| ??? | Get in, (As the door opens up) there's no time-dilly dally. |
| They climb in to the limo, the door closes then converts from hover to on road and drives off whilst the police on hover bikes search around. | |
| Raphael | Alright you got our attention, now talk or...or..(he collapses, still struggling from air). |
| Donatello | Or nothing this air were in makes it so we can hardly walk let alone fight. |
| ??? | Forgive the theatrics, but master insisted that retrieving you was of the utmost urgency, (He first appears as a hovering body with arms then brings out his legs standing.) I could not resist. |
| Raphael | What's going on? Where the shell are we? |
| Donatello | Ah and what about Mikey? (coughs) |
| ??? | Not a thank you in the bunch how predictably organic of you. |
| The limo makes a sharp turn on to the main road the turtles and Splinter roll backwards and hurt themselves. | |
| Raphael | Hey! You said Come with you if you want to live, remember bucket head!? |
| ??? | I do but I think we'll all breathe easier once you're strapped into these. (The robot grabs a device, places it on Ralph and activates it but he thinks that is harming him.) |
| Raphael | Hey what do you think you're doing?! Stop! let go! |
| The turtles and Splinter try to help but still struggle. | |
| Leonardo | Can't move. |
| ??? | The master holds you in such reverence, I never expected you to be such ninnies. |
| Raphael | (He feels better with the fully assembled suit) Hey! the walk-in toolbox turn the air, and my legs too. |
| ??? | (As he places the same devices on the others.) with the many divergent alien life-forms inhabiting the city atmosphere composition in gravity vary from area to area. I pity the fool who tries to get around without an enviropack, gravitron regulator or wrist translator. (Leo, Donnie and Splinter also fell better with the new gear on.) |
| Back on the van, Mikey tries to punch out but in no avail. | |
| Michelangelo | Gotta get out can't move, can't breathe. (coughs) and now I think I'm gonna hurl. (As he slides his back down the door, hes pushes the button which accidentally opens the door.) Wait no that's not what I me~ant!. (He lands and dents on the roof of a car the driver folds it flipping Micky off, which hits the windshield of another vehicle which the driver uses the windscreen wiper and pushed him off causing Mikey to fall all the way down to street level falling into a dumpster and tipping over.) I think I was better off in the truck. |
| The limo drives to big building and the robot tours the turtles and Splinter out off a lift. | |
| Leonardo | Look we appreciate you helping us with the breathing and all mister? |
| ??? | The name is Serling. |
| Raphael | Your name's gonna be scrap metal unless you start making with some answers I got a brother missing. |
| Kid | Whoo! They're really here, really real and Whoo, Huh. |
| Serling | The master. |
| Raphael | Master? But he's just a kid. |
| Donatello | Master Splinter, look. |
| The Turtles and Splinter see a hall that contains Artifacts from the Turtles adventures, A ripped Foot Ninja banner, Ch'rell's Shredder armor and Casey Jones' hockey mask and gear. | |
| Raphael | Casey's stuff our stuff, (He grabs the kid by his coat) alright twerp where'd you get all this? Where the shell are— (He gets interrupted when Serling grab and lifts him.) |
| Serling | Manners reptile. (He throws Ralp at a stand which something jumps and hits him on the head which after get catches) |
| Raphael | Doh! (He look at the object and sees TCRI on it) |
| Kid | Don't be mad, the hockey stuff the mask it's all mine, (As he place TCRI canister back) it belonged to my great grandparents. |
| Splinter | Your great grandparents? |
| Kid | Casey Jones and April O'Neil, my name is Cody Jones and this is New York City in the year 2105. (Introducing himself and telling them where and when they are)(As the screen goes black.) |
| (The turtles and Splinter are surprised as the screen zooms out the city and goes black.) |
| Leonardo | We're in New York? A hundred years in the future? and aliens live here? and cars fly? and |
| Cody Jones | Crazy huh? I can't believe you're here either mean I've read about you for years but to actually meet you. Wow! |
| Splinter | We are honored by your enthusiasm, but if you know how we came to be here, please you must tell us. |
| Cody Jones | 'll do better I'll show you, uh but first maybe we should do something about the (As he points to Splinter) nakedness. |
| Serling | I thought you'd never ask. (As he pulls out laser measuring line and measures around Splinter.) |
| Raphael sees the masks on formheads and takes his. | |
| Raphael | So Casey wrote about us in a journal huh? |
| Cody Jones | he wrote a tone April too your lives were so cool, I was dying to see you in action, but with your whole we live in the shadows thing couldn't just load a Vid feet, so I invented this. (He pulls up a device and they can see the lair from the past) |
| Donatello | A Time Machine? |
| Cody Jones | it was supposed to be a time window a way to view the past, the travel part was a complete accident, one that I have no idea how to recreate. |
| Raphael | So was stuck in 2105? |
| Cody Jones | Unfortunately yes Master Splinter and the four of you are (He now releases that there only 3 turtles present) Hey! where is number four? |
| Raphael | We lost Mikey the second we got here, that's what we've been trying to tell you walking toaster. (As he bumps his fist onto Serling) |
| Cody Jones | Then let's all go look for him. |
| Serling | That is not possible! Master Cody is the owner of O'Neill Tech a prominent manufacturer of terran technologies, as heir to the vast Jones O'Neill fortune a simple walk in the park makes him an irresistible target for kidnappers and there dwells, everything Master Cody needs is made right here in the penthouse, the outside world is far too dangerous a place for him. |
| Leonardo | Where have we heard that one before? |
| The scene then taken to the streets where Mikey ended up falling. Michelangelo has still have getting up and trying to breath. | |
| Michelangelo | Hi, little help? (something unpronounceable) |
| A stranger wearing a glow blue cloak squats down shows Mikey his torso device and stretches out his arm. | |
| Michelangelo | Huh? the chestplate thingy? (He sees the same device on the aliens pedestrians) Hey everybody has one and they can all walk around and breath normal. oh! I get it those two hickeys can hook me up with this gravity thing? excellent. |
| Mikey is able get up (grunting) then the cloaked man walks down an alley (Making Michelangelo think he get one if he follows) | |
| Michelangelo | That way huh? (As the stranger walks off) Hold up, wait up. |
| Cody Jones | So how to find one mutated turtle in a city of 30 million? |
| Donatello | Well I know I'm just a yokel from the 21st century but if your time window was based on the principle of non directional tachyon refraction then, |
| Donatello & Cody Jones | There might be ambient traces of temporal sub particles in tow. |
| Raphael | Great another one that speaks geek. |
| Cody Jones | Basically some charged energy particles got stuck to your shells when fell through time. |
| Donatello | And we can track that energy. (Which he taps on the computer and finds Mickys location) There! |
| Serling | Shall I bring the limo around sir? |
| Cody Jones | No wait I have better idea, (Doors open as Leo, Don and Raph are surprised as what they see) well here it is I call it the Hovershell. |
| Donatello | Woo! You designed this? |
| Cody Jones | Actually you did, I just built it from your original blueprints. |
| Serling | Master you can't just go outside! what about procedure? precaution? (Don taps on his shoulder; distracting him whilst Cody sneaks around then runs with Don to the Hovershell.) We wait, I just know I'm going to need a synaptic knob replacement after this. |
| The roof door opens, Serling watches as the Hovershell flies out. | |
| Cody Jones | Ah just so you know I’m kinda still to drive this thing.(As he fly a loop) |
| Cody | As Constable Biggles in his car hover still, humming whilst writing, Leo:Cody? Cody watch out! the Hovershell hits his car on the side causing it to spin round horizontally. |
| Constable Biggles | Attention all peacekeepers, intercept that incredibly rude Scofflaw on the double! (As 2 policemen on hoverbikes start their pursuit.) |
| At the alley Mikey is still trying ti keep up the cloaked man. | |
| Michelangelo | Hey! where's the fire speedy? |
| The cloaked man vanishes | |
| Michelangelo | Speedy? Okay insert ominous music here. (As two hands grabs him and him to scream) Argh!!! (More cloaked figures appear from the walls and ground) Huh? O shell. |
| Then the Screen goes black. |
| The screen shows New York and zooms in, in the alley Michelangelo is dragged by the cloaked figures to a van. | |
| Michelangelo | Come on guys can't we talk this over? Was it something I said? Did I mention I'm not from around here? |
| The cloaked figures throw Mikey to the floor, the back of the van open revealing some upset alien civilians inside via force field. | |
| Michelangelo | Oh i get it, the old kidnapped the aliens for slave labor gag well you won't get away with it punks, especially you you butt ugly excuse for a humanoid. |
| (The hooded figure that unhooded himself) |
Are you disrespecting me reptile?!? |
| Michelangelo | Did I mention that where I come from but ugly is a term of endearment? |
| The Hovershell arrives over as the turtles and kick the hooded figures as they land. | |
| Raphael | Today's forecast partly cloudy with a chance of turtles. |
| Splinter | (As he joins in) And rat. |
| The hooded figures get up and close in on the group as Cody watches from the Hovershell. | |
| Michelangelo | Man, am I glad to see you guys. |
| The hooded figures get closer the unhooded one gets out his knife then Ra
ph jumps at him but phases through and lands on the floor. | |
| Michelangelo | Oh yeah! probably should have mentioned they can go ghostal. (Serling lands near him from the Hovershell.) Ahh! and guys should have mentioned the big ugly attack robot!! No wait! (As Serling gives Micky an enviropack and activities it.) AHH! (screaming thinking he's in pain) Huh! (and breaths in and out.) Thanks Robby (As he flips upright.) |
| Serling | The name's Serling. |
| Leo attacks but only phases though. | |
| Raphael | How do you fight something you can't touch? |
| Splinter | Simple. (As he kneels down, 2 cloaked figures place their hands on his shoulders then Splinter grabs both goons and flip them over) Wait for it to touch you. |
| Turtles | IT'S NINJA TIME! |
| Michelangelo | (He jumps to a cloaked figure) Hi ya |
| That figure roars at Mikey but can't stand its breath. | |
| Michelangelo | Phew! What have you been eating? Dirty socks? (He pulls down the figure’s hood, jumps over and him out. ). |
| A clocked figure attacks Don which he flips backwards into a 3-door waste bin which he uses to confuse and knock out the figures. Leo uses a plank of wood and a stairway ladder causing to turn to Raph. | |
| Raphael | Good night! (As he punches that figure) |
| Cody watches above in the Hovershell. | |
| Cody | Wow look at em go, they're so so (He spots the unhooded figure on top of the van, about to get sneaked attacked.) |
| The unhooded figure is about sneak attack from above. | |
| Cody | Oh nuts! I didn't install the weapons yet did I? (He flies Hovershell which Knocks the figure off the van into a trash pile.) That works to. |
| Unhooded figure | This isn't over, you fungoides are on my list. (He hoods himself and phases into the wall escaping.) |
| Raphael | Even in 2105 we still send him packing. (Police sirens are heard). |
| Splinter | Not exactly (As he points upwards) |
| Donatello | Come on to the Hovershell. (As the police arrives) |
| A the Hovershell lifts off it hit Constable Biggles' Hovercar causing it to spin again but safely land down. | |
| Constable Biggles | Confounded! After those blasted —what? (He sees the mess of the defeated hooded figures left by the Turtles.) |
| Leonardo | (At Cody Jones’ penthouse) Nice of you to let us bunk here Cody. |
| Donatello | At least until we figure out how to recreate the time portal accident. |
| Cody | You kidding? this is a dream come true for me and well you guys you're the closest thing to family I have I just hope you can adjust to life in 2105. |
| Michelangelo | Wa woo! (He sees a holographic control for the Tv.) Hey is this the TV remote? I love the future now let's see what else is on. |
| Raphael | No way! my day in my remote. (Ralph and Micky squabble over the Tv.) |
| Splinter | Adjusting will not be a problem. (Something is Broken from Micky's & Ralph's squabbling.) |
| Serling | Ah! Not the vase it's a 2006 flea market original. |
| The episode ends by zooming out of New York of 2105. | |
| A card shows a 2005s NYC at sunset showing "In Loving memory of George Elliot McClain". |